About Corporate Zoo

Corporate Zoo is a free workplace-humor quiz. We think 40 seconds of self-aware fun beats another personality framework your manager paid for.

How it works

You answer five multiple-choice questions. Each answer has a score. The total maps to one of seven office animals: Dog, Panda, Fox, Koala, Sloth, Cat, or Capybara. That is the entire mechanism. There is no algorithm, no machine learning, and no analysis happening behind the scenes. The matching animation is decorative — it exists because a short pause makes the result feel more fun.

The questions change every day. Everyone who visits on the same day sees the same set, so you can compare results with coworkers without coordinating anything. The selection is based on the date, not on randomness or a server.

Your results stay on your device

You do not need an account, an email address, or a login. Your answers and your result are processed entirely in your browser and stored only in your browser's local storage. They are never sent to a server. You can delete them at any time by clearing your browser data.

What Corporate Zoo is not

Corporate Zoo is not a personality test, a psychological assessment, a career evaluation, or a tool for making hiring decisions. It is a humor quiz. The scoring is simple, the categories are made up, and the results are meant to make you smile and send a link to a coworker.

The Corporate Zoo quiz uses simple, made-up scoring for entertainment. It does not measure anything scientifically and was not written by psychologists. If you are looking for a validated assessment, please use a licensed professional tool — this is the internet's zoo, not a clinic.

Who made this

Corporate Zoo was made by people who have spent enough time in offices to recognize every animal in the zoo. The quiz is original, the questions are original, and the animals are our own. We did not copy any existing personality framework, question bank, or branded assessment.

Corporate Zoo is a humor and entertainment quiz. It is not a personality, psychological, medical, or employment assessment, and it is not affiliated with any employer. Results are for fun only — please don't make hiring decisions (or life decisions) based on an office animal.